Genting trip PLUS KL now….

Haha. Ah ber jus booked the Boulevard Hotel in KL. We are going to genting, then to KL for shopping…. YEAH… We are extending our stay till mon…. YEAH. 3 whole days with my good friend and my darling.

Guess Lena and Alex gonna bunk in with me and kenji at eunos on fri nite…. cos we kiasu – scared cannot wake up… especially kenji…. if cannot wake him up with phone calls its really gonna be a pain cos he’s the driver…. hahahaha…..so no excuse, the 3 of us gonna pounce on you darling to wake you up on sat morn…..

The plan will be to drive up from sg to m’sia on sat in the wee hours of the morn…. tat means must wake up at 2am to prepare the trip ah….. ai yo….. ms piggy ber dunno will wake up or not cos 2am is the time I normally sleep at nite….. hahahahhaa…… YEAH YEAH YEAH…..

Tonite I going to giant with ms lena to get neccesities for the trip hahahhahaa….. uncle kenji told her not to bring too much luggage….. i think end up I will be the one with the most luggage….. hahahahha…..

Sooooooooooooooo excited….. Cos I going up the hill to meet Ms kerin mei too….. YEAH…. We can enjoy the cool breeze together…… Kerin mei, you extend the nite with us in our room, then sun you go with us to KL, take bus back from there…… we can still go shopping together at KL woooooooo hoooooo……

Holiday

I’m on the top of the world. No, he hasn’t proposed, No, brandy isn’t pregnant, but YES, I’m going on a REAL holiday next week.

I dunno why I am so excited. Its jus genting. But its the company that I am going with that is making me excited. Kenji’s gonna drive up together with his cousin Alex and my good friend Lena. YEAH. And we are meeting Kerin mei on the top of the hill….. YEAH….

So cool. So excited. Actually I wanted to give Kerin mei a surprise by appearing at genting. But I scared I kena surprised in the end when things cock up… YEAH…. Casinos – HERE AH BER COME……

Although we are leaving next weekend, I am soooooooooooooo excited that I am going to start packing my clothes now…… hahahahaha….. and now gotta make some plans for junior. Is he going to stay at home or bradel or go to yishun to continue humping brandy? The last one sounds good rite?

And I am going to bring my portable DVD player to watch movies on the run…… YEAH… Thank God for technology and innovation….. I gonna bring lotsa things. I gonna bring my travelling pig, my comforter, my DVD player, myself…. heehee…..

High high into the sky……

Darling can we go KL on sun? I wanna shop….. And we gonna watch TRANSFORMERS there….. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH…… can i smuggle junior there? Better not – he will freeze to death. hahahahaha…… but i will miss my baby boy…..hmmmm….. but its ok, i have his daddy with me……

I knew I am a genius…

I knew it!!! I have always known I was a genius…. Taken from a siao char bo named Xiao Ming’s bloggy…. heehee…. Pls go and test yourself and see whether you are clever enough to be my friends…. if not clever enough, nvm, I STILL LOVE YOU FRIENDS…..

In the world of romance – for guys to take note

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It’s her pet (-10)

You cook for her (0)
Its her favourite dish (+2)
Its your favourite dish (-2)
And its some fatty oily stuff like pig’s trotters (-50)
And she’s a health freak or vegetarian (-2000)

You wash the dishes (0)
You mop the floor (0)
You do the laundry (0)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Lolita (-4)
Lolita is a dancer (-6)
Lolita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY (NOTE: ANNIVESARIES ARE SAME AS BIRTHDAYS)

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the Colours of your favourite team (-10)

You are the first to wish her happy birthday (0)
You are not the first to wish her happy birthday (-20)
You get her a present (0)
Its something that she needs and can be used (+30)
Its something she has been eyeing a long time ago (+100)
Its a white elephant of no use (eg. Picture frames, ornamentals, musical boxes, cups) (-20)

You give her a bouquet of flowers (0)
Its 999 stalk of her favourite flower (+50)
Its crysenthumun (-500)
You plan a surprise for her (+50) points subjected to the surprise

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

You take her to a movie she likes and you hate and you fell asleep in the movie (-20)
You brought a jacket along in case she is cold (+10)
You buy the tickets before hand so that you two don’t have to queue to buy the tickets (0)
You cry during the touching part of the movie (+15) woman likes SNAG now!!

You hold the door for her (0)
You pull the chair for her (0)

You waited 15 mins for her to arrive without getting pissed (0)
You waited 30 mins for her to arrive without getting pissed (+2)
You waited 1 hour for her to arrive without getting pissed (+8)
You waited 2 hours for her to arrive without getting pissed (+15)

She waited for you 5 mins to arrive (-200)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION (YOU LOSE POINTS NO MATTER WHAT)

She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, “Where?” (-35)
Any other response (-20)

You say: its ok, I love you even if you are fat (-500)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10 ,000)

Now what chance do you have???

You listen for 5 minutes and interrupt her with your own problems (-300)
You roll your eyes and ask: whats the problem?? (-500)
You offer advices and tell her what she should do (-200)
You bring her out for an all expenses shopping trip to cheer her up AFTER you listen to her problem with a concerned expression, for as long as she speaks without falling asleep (+5000)

Crazy nite + crazy gals

I think my friends ard me are MAD. Really insane…..

How can they not appreciate the work of fingers? Finger art is absolutely fabulous and they should try it. Why use cucumbers and carrots and other vegetables to create a piece of art when you can use your fingers? 1stly dun need to spend money to get exotic vegetables, 2ndly, you can create a piece of finger art anytime, anywhere…..

Sorry folks, been bit insane the past week so had to move into de-stressing myself and I found solace in art. Finger art is one of the best arts around…. I was quite amazed that Lena and Kerin have not tried it before….. you feel the paint on your fingers, you can manipulate your own fingers, you can adjust the strokes and ways you want it……. and National Day is coming soon, maybe you all can try to do a painting for the country ok…..  为国争光 pls….

Last nite, Ah ber finished at 9pm cos she went to sentosa with the children and junior and Rina and D and Jakes….. Ah ber was very shacked, cos she really tired…. And she got into a big temper when mummy gave her wrong directions to the beach… anyway, lucky she loves mummy alot so she didnt strangle mummy la…..

So ah ber went home, bathed herself and junior and went out to meet Lena and Kerin..

We went to ECP C-nai hong kong cafe….. nice ambience but with 3 crazy ladies, we nearly died cos we ordered like Soooooooooooooooooooo much food and like its free and like its hungry ghost festival already…..

After food, ah ber drove to west coast park to chit chat…. and Ms Kerin started to ask about lotsa things. She is really mad….. and we all ended up laughing and laughing….. cos she made lotsa funny expressions and reactions. Think Jie fu and Kerin can really make a great adulterous pair….. oops….

Then the flood gates opened and the rain POURED……

Ah ber drove back to tampines like an old woman driving….. really slowly cos cannot even see the car in front of you….

Reached tampines and sat in the car and continued the crap that we talked about earlier on…. this went on till 4am….. then its bed time……

Then today, the insanity continued. I shouldnt have pick up lena from raffles city….. cos …… sigh…..

Kerin had dinner at home and spent time at home with her folks but this didnt stop the insanity….. Lena was clearly planning something…… she was craving for chicken. And in Yishun, there’s a stall near 600plus there’s a really good stall seling chicken. So Lena took a cab to get her cock there…..

She must be craving for chicken really BAD….. and Kerin also wanted to eat chicken. I told her to share the cock with Lena….. must cook the chicken properly…… dun kill 1st unless the water is really boiling, then you must quickly dip it into the boiling water….. if the chicken start to froth at the mouth, perform CPR (hahahaha, I think I went to too much lifesaving course already) and it will be awake again…….

Good nite.