So damn hilarious cos it reminds me of Jared, Damon, Ryan and D calling for mum and the reaction of the mum is EXACTLY the same like Rina lor….. Hahahahahah…..
Mum, I seriously think they watched this and copied from this cartoon to disturb you…. I love you mum….
I think its either the weather that driving people nuts or there is a PMS bug going on ard here.
My close friends seem to have PMS and I guess its gonna be my turn soon cos mine is coming soon also. Envy the pregnant people who dun need to have periods for 9mths!!! But of cos they have their morn sickness plus pre and post natal depression. Urrrrggh…..why be a woman?
Took a short nap but I still feel sleepy. Now gotta dress up cos I gonna meet Kenji and TFT for dinner at Kulai soon. YEAH….finally.
Today’s Ivan’s Birthday…. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to IVAN….. Happy Birthday to you….
Tmr is public holiday. Actually wanted to plan go Kerin’s hometown – No, its not Pulau Ubin, its Pulau Hantu…. hahahahah, no la, its Batam, but seemed like the PMS bug bitten my kakis. So Batam is no go cos think the ferry’s gonna be crowded and we didnt book the tickets.
Planning for either JB or Picnic but I think I might choose the latter cos my son can join in too. I jus wish to bring my son out la. He’s my bao bei and my precious baby boy. I can never live without him. He’s the one I LOVE THE MOST, of cos plus his daddy la….
So ladies, mentally prepare for a picnic ok…. most likely sentosa or pasir ris or east coast. Anyone mind Pulau Ubin??? Pls let me know by leaving comments here ok…. I’m taking over orkuiniser job for the time being…. And I most prob will include my bradel family also ok…..and my son…. unless you gals have better plans, pls let me know wat you prefer to do ok…..
Ok, dun say I only blog bout bad things and not good things my friends done ok. Today Lena and Jeff came to pick me up from bradel and brought me out for dinner. See the wonder of GUILT?
Lena came into the house, walked straight to the toilet before looking at me even though I was sitting rite in the centre of the living room…… see my friends???? Jeff laughed when he saw me.
Ok lor, bo bian. My friends got no heart I bo bian lor. So they (including Kerin) brought me to tampines for dinner. Asked me to choose wat I wanted to eat cos their treat. And I so nice, I help them save money by not going to Ah Yi Abalone restaurant lor and chose Cafe Cartel over Billy Bombers ok…… See how well I treat my friends… but no one appreciate one….
So they treated me to dinner at cafe cartel and I had my usual dish there – St Louis Ribs… YEAH….. I decided that my best friend for the whole evening would be the ribs….
See wat GUILT can do? It can buy me a dinner…..
Ok la. I am jus grumpy cos I am bored ok. And also after the fall my brain bit crooked so I got bit crazier…. so that is why I get sensitive and demanding ok…. I wan to clarify that my friends still love me and I still love them ok.
Thursday tot of planning something and someway to go. Public holiday ma…. must make use of it one…. tot of driving up to KL but I dun think tortilla can make it and I dun think tortise’s owner wan to go and I also dunno the route even if we get tortise to drive there, so KL is out…. next holiday we plan properly, then can go further la….
I need a break…. actually I am on break now…. hahahaah….. you can never satisfy monkeys….. I am Queen lala monkey bull the 1st, the last and the one and only….
I am so sad you know. My friends claim that they love me. But ask them for action to show it…..erm… where ah? Say wan to visit but went somewhere else. Say too far to come down. Sigh…. No one loves me la….. No true and real friends…..
The ones that really love me are kenji and rina and damon and jared and ryan and D. When rina told the children to be careful around me, damon came up really close to me and looked at me and my wound for a full 5mins….Jared and Ryan looked at me and they took real care when they were around me. They didnt fight or play rough around me and they let me have peace and quiet and all the children let me have the remote control for the whole day!!! Now that is a rare sight ok….
Rina cooked burgers for me, made hotdog buns for me, bought me beehoon and made sure I was ok – she kept calling home when she went out marketing.
D was nice to me. He didnt bully me – which is quite rare cos he always bullies me. He said I still look pretty like Skeletor (OK, that is not a compliment) and I still look ok, not too bad shape.
Kenji came down to visit me after work around 9plus. He helped me bring junior downstairs to shit and we had a walk together. So long didnt have this kind of romantic scenario already you know, darling. Dun only be extra nice to me when i am sick ok…. everyday also can be extra nice to me, even though normally you are nice to me la…..ok I going crazy…. you better bring me on the roller coaster tomorrow to fix my brain back.
Of cos I know kerin and lena still loves me but I dun love you 2 anymore. Cos of something which you gals know and I know and for the rest to find out ok. And someone that I HATE ok. Mr Jie fu.
Last time he accident I go fly down go A&E wait for him lor…..tat time when he got his harry potter scar ok…and he didnt visit me this time ok…
Alwite, I know….
Junior tried to kill me today. I think he thinks something is wrong with me so he wants to try to come close and manja me, but he stepped on my left shoulder and I was screaming in pain. He still didnt realise wat happened to me and he tried another head butt and his head butted rite onto my wound…..my god….. the pain nearly killed me.
Then for another 4-5times today he stepped on my shoulder and tats it, I banned him near me. When he comes near, I will put up my hand to prevent him from getting to my shoulder…..and it succeeded…..he still licks me and kisses me but he cant reach my shoulder and my face….. till tonite lor….see whether he will sit on my face lor….
See my grumy face when I am being FORCED to sit in a wheelchair…
Can see my face starting to swell already…
Me and Rina waiting for registration to see doc….
The drip they put on me…
When the nurse took it out, the blood continued to flow and flow cos she didnt really press hard on the puncture hole….
This is ah ber in the hospital bed….waiting for observation and x ray….
DISCHARGED…. yeah, can go home and sleep already…
The red tag on me, stating my particulars and especially, red means DANGER cos I have a drug allergy…..
The fact that u can see this post here, tells u that ah ber is fine. Jus scared a few people and the end results are, ah ber became crazier….
I had been having diarhoea for the past 4days since thurday….kept having loose stools all the way till sun when it turned into jus water. I didnt eat much the past 4 days but i drank lots of water….but everything jus wouldnt be kept down in my body….
So it happened to be jus another diarhoea session that had finished and ah ber was putting on her pants after washing up when CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Ah ber slipped and fell FACE FIRST on the toilet floor at home in bradel. I dunno why I couldn’t take up my arms to block my fall and I landed with a sickening “THUD” on my front left side of my body.
My 1st tot tat flashed in my mind immediately – (Hahahahah) – Damn it, Is my brain ok? (hahahahahahahah).
Cos I am really scared of breaking my skull and ruin my lovely monkey brain. And that “THUD” really scared the shit out of me cos the impact was quite great as I fell without breaking my fall.
Ah ber stood up and went to the mirror to see if my face was crooked and was horrified to find that I was bleeding furiously. When I mean furiously, believe me, cos the blood jus kept flowing. I washed the bloodied area and found a deep cut about 1.5cm long and 0.3cm wide open, near my left eye and the blood was jus free flowing….
Ah ber is trained in 1st aid ok….so i looked ard for something to press on my wound, but I felt it was a pity to use the nice clean and white bath towel to press on my wound and make it all bloodied. But I couldn’t find anything else I so decided to get help.
Not wanting to alarm the children (cos its really bloody), I called out to my eldest Godson Jared to get mummy rina, all the while covering my left face with the toilet door. She was sleeping in the room and she came out soon after. I intercepted her at the door of the toilet, telling her “Mum, I had a fall”.
She rushed into the toilet and accessed my damage. Think she was so damn shocked too. I told mum to get a towel or something to press against my wound and I needed to go to the hospital for an x ray to see if my lovely monkey brain was damaged.
She was quite good – she sprang into action, she took a towel together with surgical tape and alcohol swips to clean my wound and tape it up and she bundled me into jake’s car and he drove me to the hospital.
I was in a wheelchair cos mum didnt wan me to walk around, THEN FALL again…. hahahaha.
I still had the runs, so poor mum had to wheel me to the toilet a few times. Then when we finally saw the doc…. his verdict is, my left shoulder should not be broken, my face and head needed an x ray (see, I can be a doc already) and I should be given a tetanus injection cos I fell in one of the nastiest place full of germs – the toilet and I should be given something to stop my runs and be put on a drip cos I was dehydrated and the doc took 2 tubes of blood from me for testing to see if I am lacking in any minerals etc…
So off we went to the observation room (the same place I went years back with winnie when she had her gastric prob), but this time, I was in the bed and rina was standing beside me……
Rina got porriage for me cos I didnt eat anything yet and I had to drink lotsa water and pee before they can do the x ray for me. They set up the drip and I had to carry it around when I used the toilet. The nurses switched it on to full blast and it was dripping the fastest…
I went for the x ray when kenji came down and it was really weird to see ur own bones in the computer while it was downloading the slides. Rina changed duty with kenji and by tat time, the drip was almost finished. So when it finished, kenji called the nurse to inform her and she turned off the drip. But I had the runs again (even after taking the tablets) and I went to the toilet, taking the drip with me.
When i came back from the toilet, my blood flowed backwards cos the drip was off and the sodium chloride wasnt going into my vein so my blood came backwards instead. Kenji was bit shocked so he went to tell the nurse. But 2 different nurses refused to take out the drip (I really dunno why), in fact the 2nd nurse even taped the tube to my arm lor….
So after everything, doc came to review me again. And his final instructions were to dress my wound and glue it back together and then can go home already cos my lovely monkey brain was ok, no fractures….. YEAH…. it sucks to be in the hospital.
Kenji sent me and rina back to bradel where mum cooked me porriage and we watched a bit of movie and then I slept….on my left, cos I am scared tat junior will walk on my left cheek and I’ll kill him accidentally when I’m in pain…..
This morn, ah ber woke up with aches everywhere…. I played a game with myself - finding the bruises…. and they are like everywhere….. both my arms hurt (left one cos I crashed it yesterday, rite one cos of the injection) and my face is still swollen and tender. And I am not allowed out of the house cos rina is scared I will fall down but mum, I can still fall inside the house, like in the toilet???? And now she’s so scared she dun dare leave the house to do marketing cos she scared I fall again…. hahahahahaha…..
Thanks to rina who bandaged my wound and stayed with me at the A&E for the 6hours and thanks to jakes who sent me to A&E and Thanks to Kenji dear who rushed down and accompanied me and sent me home after the whole thing. Also thanks to Lena who called me immediately from JB when she saw my sms telling her I was at A&E and thanks to kerin who put down her project to sms me. Thanks to all the friends who were concerned….especially far away Hersheys (aka Dina aka Bernar) who was in austria and she stayed up till like 4am (austria time, local time 9am) to chat with me to find out if I am ok…..
So Sorry to scare the shit out of you friends…..in fact I was scared shit too….hahhahaha but lucky ah ber is still as pretty as ever, my lovely monkey brain is ok, EXCEPT i jus got crazier cos I fell on my head and I FEEL LIKE I AM 72 ok….
Hey peeps. I cannot sleep leh… Maybe cos I have not eaten the prawns we caught – heehee. Ms Kerin so worried that jie fu will eat up all her precious prawns lor… da jie cooked the prawns very nice one…. so muct wait ok…. good things must wait ok… Ah ber long time didnt cook already…. feel like being a nice gal today to cook – but dun have the strength to do it. So maybe next week I planning to cook…..
Few days ago received a bad news. Last year, 1 of my childcare children (Venus) fell prey to Leukemia. Few days back received another bad news that another gal (nicole) also fell prey to leukemia. Sigh…. both had same symptoms – 3 weeks of high fever…..then went for blood test (probably to see if its dengue…….), then found to have leukemia……. Sigh….
Venus is very weak after her treatment and all her hair dropped already…… now nicole is having this dreaded disease…. shit man….. why now the children all have weird things happening to them? Could it be the food we eat? Or the chemicals in our lives (shampoo, perfume…etc) that we use? Jus 2-3 years back my colleague’s son (2yrs old) died of some kawasaki disease that attacks young children, when he died, his whole body was black….sigh….
Life is short, play hard. Pls pray for Venus and Nicole…..
Wed nite – ah ber was bored cos classes were cancelled due to student just confirmed pregnant so I decided to look for some fun… tot wanted to ask Lena and kerin out for Ladies nite (FREE FLOW LEH) but Lena not feeling well and Ms Kerin took soooooooooooooo long to reply her MSN. So by the time I finally got her, it was bedtime for her already.
My devadason family decided to go Jb for food. So Ah ber went along with my devadason family D, Rina, jakes and the maid Helen (hahahah, jus joking, actually I am the maid). We went in around 10plus and went to Danga Bay for some shopping and food. We had butter prawns, deep fried sotong (the batter was SWEET), kailan in oyster sauce, Otah (not very nice), Sting ray ikan bakar, Ayam Bakar (BBQ chicken wing – quite interesting), Fu yong egg.
We shopped till 3plus and reached home around 4plus am, then slept…
The next morn, I woke up feeling weird. But still went for class for 2 hours, then after class, I slept from noon till 6plus pm….really felt bloated, felt like puking, felt giddy…. the whole day only ate 1 bowl of tau huay…..really good way to lose weight rite? And I had diarhoea for 4times, but still went to airport to pick my aunty and she gave me a powerful pill – eat already stop my diarhoea completely.
Fri morn woke up at 2pm and went to teach, managed to put a sandwich down my tummy…..and went out with Lena, jie fu , coco, Kerin and Wendy to Jurong for Prawning while kenji and his jerry and his alex went to the Dong Ba to drink (or visit someone AGAIN). Drank half a bottle of beer (YES, i know i shouldnt have….but i was really thirsty) plus fries (YES, i know i shouldnt eat this too, but I was starving)……then today sat I woke up with the same bad feeling…. went to toilet like twice and then went to get the Po Chai pills.
And junior started to vomit 4 times too. Maybe I kissed him yesterday hor? Or maybe I kissed coco then kissed junior so junior feeling sick too… So today Ah ber got to cancel all my classes…. on MC ok…. still feeling sick but the monkey in me wants to do something interesting…..
Everytime ah ber is sick, I feel depressed. Like kena stuck, cannot do much things like tat…. sianz…..must be the bradel air….cos everytime i’m here, I feel sleepy and lazy hahahhahahahahah…..good nite, i go take my afternoon nap….
Presenting Shrek Look-a-likes….
The children were thrilled by the shrek ears that Kerin mei bought for me….so we decided to pose and take photos….Jared even wore all green to look like shrek….. Pls vote who is the best shrek look-a-like….
1st contestant – Damon Ramirez Devadason…
2nd contestant – Ryan Mikhel Devadason
3rd contestant – Jared Louis Devadason
4th contestant – Head of Devadason Family…
5th contestant – Lala Devadason.
Ok, I was contesting for Princess Fiona’s Part ok….. not shrek’s part….
All my friends… I DARE YOU to take this test. Friends who get 100% correct will get a prize from me…
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